Depart for the bathroom at separate times. Here's a very quick guide to getting lewd in the loo:ġ. This article was written by Tom Miller and repurposed by our partners at YourTango.Įver wish there was a Zagat's Guide to the best bathrooms to have sex in? Until that happens, your best course of action is to get in, get it on, and get out of the stall while following these no-fail rules.